Twitter Tweets about Cracks as of May 16, 2009

BDooley: The UK's Eurovision entry should be two tramps mooning the audience with cack-caked cracks and a school choir chanting "Fuck all y'all".
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nickydiamonds: Foreally tho Hyde is the spot on Fridays, I don't even think about goin anywhere else. Cracks!
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chucknorrisftw: When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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simon_barrow: Thought marshal interviewed very well on wossy last night. Funny to watch the cracks caused by humour appear in his tough wapper facarde
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__mares__: watching Before the Game. Hughesy cracks me up
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techblat: : FTC Finally Cracks Down on Car-Warranty Phone Spammers [It's About Time] http://bit.ly/jMsIB
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worldfinance: China cracks down on online drug fraud http://bit.ly/vnmg0
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Coolkatt: @TheaterOobleck love Metalocalypse. Cracks me up. Much respect
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d_iana: stephen colbert cracks me up. i want to hug him.
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mer0dyy: even though there are cracks, even though there are flaws, the fact that it is still a single sheet of glass is the most beautiful part.
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mer0dyy: What's more beautiful, an unblemished sheet of glass or one filled with cracks?
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rlboccia: @JennaBrucoli Did you laugh? The Urinetown soundtrack cracks me up
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polymetrica: Hojo's laugh cracks me up hahahaha :'D I can't stop loling.
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farse: hmm, think someone is trying to tell me something? get through the MOT and then the wipers crash into each other and the windscreen cracks
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thiseth: Reading Fanon, in a bar. Reading reified: Fanon reading me, in a bar, marking the cracks in my privilege, and the privilege that's my crack.
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